Thats when it was just a game
also is it bad that reading the top bit my brain went “Machops aren’t special EVs, plus what does “my tank in my special sweeper” mean? and how does 73 -> 125? and leftovers is 1/16th not 1/7th, if it was why would a multiple of 4 matter?”
I take pokemon far too seriously
jfc people like you are why I can never play the metagame
I’ve never understood any of that EV/IV shit
Oh, I understand it. But there’s a difference between understanding how it works and remembering the EV yield, base stats, natures, characteristics, learnsets, and egg moves of 649 species.
I pretty much just said fuck it, I don’t need it and I don’t care.
Ahahaha you fuckers clearly don’t use Battle simulators and know the tricks of Pokerus, Everstone holding and specific hold items with breeding. BD
Or you could be a luckyass bitch like me and catch a female Marowak with the perfect nature, holding a Thick Club, and having a 30/31 At/Df IV set.
I have literally never gotten Pokérus OR seen a wild Shiny other than Red Gyarados. And I’ve played more than a dozen of the games.
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