What are all these things doing on my computer
when people refer to penises as ___________ in fanfictions

artsypeach:

c-c-chuck:

chlorophyll-bunny:

americankimchi:

chlorophyll-bunny:

  • penises
  • cocks
  • dicks
  • and other normal words for a penis

  • meat sticks
  • wands 
  • slick manhood
  • throbbing/pulsing member
  • 100% all-beef thermometer 
  • black snake
  • anal impaler
  • chode
  • shaft
  • sausage
  • schlong
  • “thing” 
  • steamin’ semen roadway
  • skin flute
  • tube steak
  • wang
  • dong
  • bone
  • etc.

“steamin’ semen roadway”

there’s a new one

“anal impaler” is the one that really gets me

100% all-beef thermometer 


“‘thing’”

Reblogged 3 months ago from zannyblogging (Originally from chlorophyll-bunny)
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    100% all-beef thermometer
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    I dunno, ‘manhood’, ‘shaft’, and ‘member’ aren’t all that bad. ‘Dick’ just kinda ruins the mood for me, though. (In...
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    Not from fanfics but common spanish translations: Vein Roll One-eyed Asian Vagin-o-meter nail-less finger “My hanging...
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    Wh Why would anybody use the word ‘chode’ in a positive light i
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    I am in tears but oh god don’t say adieu now all I can think about is Yagyuu writing smutty fanfiction badly
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    omfg “disappointed queeb sound” awesrtyguiol;fdgds
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