March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
I want to know what everyone's first fandom was.
pundercracker:
doodleisland:
galosengen:
houou:
kitein:
eco-mono:
yaoiguai:
hazardgirl:
Ed Edd n Eddy
no regrets
pretty sure it was invader zim
or the nightmare before christmas
hahahaha *chokes and dies*
animorphs
I was in fourth grade and was the crazy kind of fan
I remember writing fic for and making an oc for golden sun and then making fire emblem ocs with my best...
February 2012
Watchihavebeensherlocked:
thelilnan:
do-you-have-a-flag:
suddenlyfalling:
Behind the Scenes: Star Trek 2, feat. Benedict Cumberbatch and Zachary Quinto’s fight scenes.
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GROSS SOBBING
Anonymous asked: how are you feeling Boozledorf?
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
“I remember very early on asking who my parents were and being told that my...”
– In an interview in Starlog in 1980, Mark Hamill recounts a background story which he had been told. (via jedibusiness)
have people seriously not heard the phrase I put...
sweetiebel:
it’s not nonsensical
Just because I’ve heard of it doesn’t mean it makes sense. The more things change, then of the overall amount of things, fewer are the same. Therefore the assertion that, the more things change, the more they stay the same, is illogical.
captainamericaa:
am i the greatest older sister or what
Can you be my sister?
Harry Potter and the Times He Was Brilliantly...
nevillethebamf:
“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”
“Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,” said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. “What do you think that means?” “Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something,” said...
I am a stegosaurus.
pundercracker:
The Space Shuttle Challenger disaster occurred on January 28, 1986, when Space Shuttle Challenger broke apart 73 seconds into its flight, leading to the deaths of its seven crew members.
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Happy 16th birthday, Pokémon!
my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
kibago:
No words to explain your feelings?
Just pound your hands on the keyboard a few times!
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I hate feeling this shitty, and that's twice in a...
I hate how easy it is for me to get jealous and...
I can’t even write a goddamn 25 question survey for my ELL class. I’m such a failure that it stopped being sad years ago and now it’s just pathetic.
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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
ehjorth:
mercurytheobscure:
henffych:
...
ehjorth:
mercurytheobscure:
henffych:
...
acetrainerbitch:
they said they thought black and white 2 was a dumb idea
so I wore black and white 2 their funeral
teacher: you, pass out papers
me: okay
class:
me:
class:
me:
class:
me: who are you people
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
xalts:
toukobaby:
thelegendofzelda:
yendyd:
upsidedownsocks:
upsidedownsocks
aww yiss
yebdyd
oh
thelegendofbeccabeingreallyfuckingstupidontheinternet
perfect!
toukobaby
easy peasy
xalts
wonderful~
Boozledorf. I don’t understand why people think that this is particularly difficult, because most people on the internet are just touch-typists. I typed this entire...
