February 2012
Harry Potter and the Times He Was Brilliantly...
nevillethebamf:
“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”
“Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,” said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. “What do you think that means?” “Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something,” said...
I am a stegosaurus.
pundercracker:
The Space Shuttle Challenger disaster occurred on January 28, 1986, when Space Shuttle Challenger broke apart 73 seconds into its flight, leading to the deaths of its seven crew members.
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Happy 16th birthday, Pokémon!
my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
kibago:
No words to explain your feelings?
Just pound your hands on the keyboard a few times!
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I hate feeling this shitty, and that's twice in a...
I hate how easy it is for me to get jealous and...
I can’t even write a goddamn 25 question survey for my ELL class. I’m such a failure that it stopped being sad years ago and now it’s just pathetic.
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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
ehjorth:
mercurytheobscure:
henffych:
...
ehjorth:
mercurytheobscure:
henffych:
...
acetrainerbitch:
they said they thought black and white 2 was a dumb idea
so I wore black and white 2 their funeral
teacher: you, pass out papers
me: okay
class:
me:
class:
me:
class:
me: who are you people
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
xalts:
toukobaby:
thelegendofzelda:
yendyd:
upsidedownsocks:
upsidedownsocks
aww yiss
yebdyd
oh
thelegendofbeccabeingreallyfuckingstupidontheinternet
perfect!
toukobaby
easy peasy
xalts
wonderful~
Boozledorf. I don’t understand why people think that this is particularly difficult, because most people on the internet are just touch-typists. I typed this entire...
So three rabbis and a leprechaun are trekking...
So they trek all day, then they camp out for the first night, and they’re camped out, and a tarantula makes a move on the leprechaun. So the first rabbi picks up a canteen of water and throws it at the tarantula, and knocks the tarantula out, so they’re all safe and everything’s cool. Then they get up the second day and they trek all day, then they camp out for the second night,...
justlikesoup replied to your post: An idea I’ve wanted to do for a while:
Depends on your ninja skills. I think it’d be better to leave them in public places, rather than with specific people. Less creepy. Maybe get some help from friends and stick them on public bathroom mirrors and in changing rooms, places like that.
But I don’t want people to just take it, that might make it seem...
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OH GOD today.
Just… Oh god. I’ll tumble about it later, but holy crap this has been the most fantastic night.
yurbledoodleburg asked: YOUR GAY THOUGHTS ARE GONNA CATCH YOU.
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Cousin: arent most Muslims Jewish?
Me: I think most Muslim's are Muslim.
An idea I've wanted to do for a while:
Print out a bunch of cards with the words “Chin up, you’re beautiful” on them and subtly sneak them to random people on the street without them knowing who did it. I really think it could make someone’s day, but it might also seem creepy, you know?
moonsofiego:
have you ever heard something so stupid that you cant even begin to process how stupid it truly is
The Republican Party?
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If you endorse controlled society (anti-abortions,...
when people refer to penises as ___________ in...
artsypeach:
c-c-chuck:
chlorophyll-bunny:
americankimchi:
chlorophyll-bunny:
penises
cocks
dicks
and other normal words for a penis
meat sticks
wands
slick manhood
throbbing/pulsing member
100% all-beef thermometer
black snake
anal impaler
chode
shaft
sausage
schlong
“thing”
steamin’ semen roadway
skin flute
tube steak
wang
dong
bone
etc.
“steamin’ semen...
“*Pizza is like a handjob. If it’s good, it’s really good. If it’s bad, eh, you...”
– Malle Goedzak (17:42)
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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
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So yeah, Hufflepuff just seems to be there for all...
Gryffindor = Courage Slytherin = Power Ravenclaw = Wisdom Hufflepuff = lolnope
Supernatural 7x16 Official Description
regina-cordium:
zomrabitt:
padamoosen:
tickle-me-misha:
justacasgirl:
camuizuuki:
giggityd0e:
onemoremistake:
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IF HE STARTS DANCING I WILL CRY AND LAUGH AND DO IT ALL OVER
WHY DO I HAVE TO THINK OF THIS
H
OH MY GOD
I want this. So bad.
I cannot wait.
YES
I NEED TO SEE THIS EPISODE.
OH MY GOD
I AM A DANCER, AND THIS IS PERFECT
CAN THIS EPISODE JUST...
Describe your last poop with a book title
torchik:
dirty-dirty-hedgehog:
deathtomato:
chromyrose:
sousedmackerel:
theodenofyouth:
heycharade:
The Tempest - William Shakespeare
Like Water for Chocolate - Laura Esquivel
Wind on Fire trilogy - William Nicholson
Someday This Pain Will Be Useful To You - Peter Cameron
A Million Little Pieces - James Frey
The Rising Storm- Erin Hunter
Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry -...
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Watchbinchan:
laytonsass:
about time for this again
YES
Reblagging time.